Sometimes peoples’ lifestyles just aren’t compatible, especially so when it comes to something like nudity. Redditor u/Nakeddogg seems to think that his nudist girlfriend being naked around her dog is something sexual because he only sees nudity, by his own admission, as a sexual thing when she clearly does not.
He wrote, “My (33M) girlfriend (30) hates clothes. To the point where she has actively researched nudists colonies and if it wasn’t for having to occasionally go into the office, she would have moved there long before she met me. So, she’s always naked around the house. Which, for me? It’s hella nice. She’s got a rockin bod.”
His creepiness just goes up from there. “The issue is her two year old dog. The dog is a super cute and fluffy great pyrenees, very will trained, 10/10 a good girl. My gf was there when her friend brought the heavily pregnant mom home from the pound, was there at the birth, and fell in love Immediately. She sees that dog as the closest thing she’ll ever have to a kid due to medical issues.”
“However, my gf is just always naked at home. Playing with the dog? Naked. Cuddling on the couch? Naked. She keeps a slip dress by the door for walks, but otherwise, naked,” he said, adding, “And it’s weird, right? I tried to be subtle, but finally the other day I sat down with her and pointed out that yes, she’s trained the dog to not sniff human butts, but it’s still like something out of an illegal adult movie for her to be naked with an animal all the time.”
After accusing his girlfriend of beastiality, he had the audacity to be shocked that he upset her.
“Wow, she got pissed, and asked me to leave. I tried to talk sense into her, but she wasn’t listening to it. I finally left her house, and once I got back to my apartment I tried texting one of her friends, but she blew up at me saying I was an ass. My gf is now radio silence. Am I the asshole here?”
He doubled down on his comments in an update. “To answer questions, no, I’m not a troll, and I’m not jealous of a literal female dog. I know my gf isn’t doing anything, but it’s still weird. I do see being naked as sexual, since the only times I’m fully naked are when I’m showering or, well, having sex. I respect that my gf doesn’t feel the same way, but I’ll get up to use the bathroom or something and come back to the dog in my spot on the couch, asleep with her head on my gf’s naked thigh. That’s just so weird? How is it not?”
Redditors told u/Nakeddogg to grow up and that he was a grade-A asshole for insinuating that his girlfriend was doing anything sexual with her dog just because she’s a nudist.
