Ivanka Trump introduced the world to her family’s new dog over the weekend, a small white and blue-eyed pup named “Winter,” which she got for her daughter Arabella for her 8th birthday. This is the closest thing we have to a presidential dog right now due to the fact that Donald Trump himself is not a dog person, which is definitely not because dogs can smell evil, right?
Meet Winter, Arabella’s birthday dream come true and the newest member of the Kushner family! ???? pic.twitter.com/Y1cHTvnBGm— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) July 21, 2019
Apparently there has been some debate over the dog’s breed, which isn’t immediately apparent because it’s not a purebred (insert joke about mixing races here). But according to Page Six, many experts think it’s likely a “pomsky,” or a cross between a Siberian Husky and a Pomeranian.
But that’s not what’s interesting about this story. The real story here is the massive list of jokes people have made about the Trump/Kushner dog all across social media – some obvious, some not. Here is a distilled list of the best of them:
They're so racist they got the whitest dog they could find ???????????????? https://t.co/lwegYkJ7UV— Wagatwe Wanjuki ???????? (@wagatwe) July 21, 2019
The only thing whiter than your dog are your dad's supporters. https://t.co/tVFFNjoXQu— Michael ????️???? (@Home_Halfway) July 22, 2019
oh an all white dog I did NAZI that coming https://t.co/tO6GCQ8tdl— Cake or Death (@Johngcole) July 21, 2019
I guess getting dad to disavow the racism and incitement didn't work so why not try puppies. https://t.co/eAn2slhbN4— emptywheel (@emptywheel) July 21, 2019
"send me back" https://t.co/zGvjuib5zw— m i t ɥ (@ManlnTheHoody) July 21, 2019
Does he have a kennel or are they reserved only for migrants?https://t.co/r0BLOGnyit— Gary Legum (@GaryLegum) July 21, 2019
F-U and your little dog too https://t.co/JP4ZG0pidE— @lewiesmom (@lewiesmom1) July 22, 2019
He already knows how to "sit," "stay" and "quickly get out of a conversation with Eric." https://t.co/axMWCU9Mom— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) July 21, 2019
Winter, if you need help blink twice! https://t.co/i7esmSsulS— Lulu La Brioche (@Mmelulu) July 21, 2019
You're looking at an animal that will be treated 100x more humanely than a migrant seeking asylum at our border. https://t.co/n5XMEcicD7— Devin Duke (@sirDukeDevin) July 21, 2019
This dog's looking for a giant chocolate bar to eat. https://t.co/EQFRCAb0yT— Jason Roeder (@jasonroeder) July 21, 2019
Beautiful dog, Arabella. Please remember to feed it regularly and don't keep it locked in a cold, filthy cage all day, no matter what grandpa says. https://t.co/Va1YHNtztZ— ????ILL ????UCL????IR ???? (@bill_auclair) July 21, 2019
I've never rooted for a dog to get rabies before, but here we are. https://t.co/xdwFMBm1SZ— James Hesky (@JamesHesky) July 21, 2019
What a beautiful animal!! My heart aches for her knowing she’ll have to he rehomed shortly – maybe you should make arrangements in advance as to who will care for her while you & your wife are in jail?
Just a thought.
— ????Sheryl Lynne #tRumpIsARa_ist (@shossy2) July 21, 2019
If it was a brown dog, would you put it in a cage?
— Jon Zal (@OfficialJonZal) July 21, 2019
Keep it away from the Huckabees.
— AlwaysAshley (@AshleyFrankly) July 21, 2019
That looks like 5-7 kilos of pure Colombian powder. Are you sure it wasn’t meant for your brother?
— Luke Russell (@LukeRussell1281) July 22, 2019
Really? The special advisor to the president, Ivanka Trump, is tweeting about puppies? It’s like she totally missed her father’s racism, the hateful chanting, his blatant chronic lying or his cheating on her mother.
— John Oberlin (@OMGno2trump) July 22, 2019
You do realize you have to take care of this dog?
— Rae ¯\_(ツ)_/¯???????? (@RaeMargaret61) July 21, 2019
you’re generally not supposed to introduce a new pet to a household when you already have one, especially when they’re so old. pic.twitter.com/Lu5x9AitMC
— ᑕᕼᑌᑎK (@chunkled) July 21, 2019
Meet a pet who will be walked and fed by servants, and who cost more than many Americans earn in a month. #unwantedivanka
— Una Bruja Blanca! (@Charmed0504) July 21, 2019
— Chilal (@cwyyell) July 21, 2019