If nothing unusual happens a U.S. president remains in power for four to eight years. On the other hand, barring some serious laser treatment, a tattoo lasts forever. But that hasn’t stopped fans of our edgelord president, Donald Trump, from getting everlasting tributes to the man seared into their hides. These regrettable Trump tattoos range […] More
Heavily religious people and organizations love getting up in arms over random and sometimes extremely ridiculous things. Take St. Edward Catholic School in Tennessee, for instance. The institution recently decided to ban all Harry Potter books from their library since they contain “actual curses and spells” that run the risk of “conjuring evil spirits.” Oh […] More
Working in customer service is painful, because the biggest part of your job is keeping everyone who comes into your establishment happy. And that’s basically impossible, because so many people are stupid and terrible. They’ve also had the words “the customer is always right” drilled into their heads, so you can’t correct them—even if it’s […] More
If you believe in a supreme deity, which we’ll call God, you have to admit “He’s” made some weird choices. For example innocent people get deadly diseases and the platypus exists. Luckily the absurdity of life on Earth is not just the source of all pain, it’s also the source of all that is funny. […] More
A woman had to call the police after she spotted an iPhone recording her as she undressed in an H&M dressing room in Nashville, Tennessee, last week. After Steven Murdock was arrested for filming a woman changing without her consent, it was soon revealed that he is not just your everyday mall-trolling sexual predator. He’s a […] More
A Catholic priest is getting ratio’d hard after doing the Catholic version of “I’m not racist, I have a black friend.” The priest, Father John Catoir, JCD, tweeted out that he is “for Trump” but is totally not a racist, and as proof, he offered up the fact that he once ran the Catholic Interracial […] More
Evangelical Christians have been rather disturbed by Donald Trump’s rhetoric lately. It’s not the racism or the white supremacist dog whistles or the general encouragement of violence against his enemies, however. They’re concerned about how he’s been taking the lord’s name in vain, according to a report by Politico. Wait till they hear about paying […] More
If there’s one thing people hate, it’s being even slightly uncomfortable. They’re especially uncomfortable with considering their complicity in structural racism. This is a story about someone who was deeply uncomfortable even thinking about what once happened in history to black men and women under slavery. They were so uncomfortable they had to write a […] More
Whomst among us hasn’t crushed over a sexy rebel? Whether it’s James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause with a leather jacket slung around his jacket, or Regina George wearing pink on a Wednesday in Mean Girls, there’s something hot about a rule-breaker. But Ivanka Trump once took a harmless bad boy crush to a […] More
Stranger Things star David Harbour has fighting words for anyone attempting to conflate gun violence with mental illness. In a Twitter thread, Harbour responds to the stigmatizing rhetoric about mental illness that seems to crop up after every mass shooting in recent American history. “The ‘mentally ill’ (this arbitrary societally agreed upon cattle brand to […] More
An Australian church is posting some funny signs and people who otherwise might have passed the house of worship without a second look are taking notice and taking pictures.The Melbourne Welsh Church in the city of Melbourne, Australia has been making passers-by stop and reach for their phones with a sign that mixes uplifting messages of […] More
The Twitter account “Christian Nightmares” posted a photo of a young woman in a shirt that says “Spoiler Alert… Jesus Wasn’t Vaccinated” today and the jokes are pouring in. It’s unclear who the woman is or if she’s wearing the shirt seriously or ironically, but regardless, the shirt exists and anti-vaxxers are out of control. […] More
