Don’t feel bad if you can’t keep track of all the Donald Trump scandals happening right now. Even the people whose job it is to pay full attention to the president and his moronic exploits are having trouble with it, and that goes double for Republicans, who also have to defend him. While many GOP […] More
Earlier this month, Trump decided to withdraw U.S. troops from a part of Northern Syria effectively greenlighting an attack from Turkey. The move has been condemned by anyone who knows anything about the region, which includes not only Nancy Pelosi, but former National Security Advisor to President Barack Obama, Susan Rice. Rice appeared on Bill […] More
Hailey Bieber and Justin Bieber are very married and very much in love. They’re also very, very Christian. Hailey was raised in an evangelical church, and now they both attend Hillsong, a popular church for a lot of celebrities. That’s very key—unlike many evangelicals, the Biebers are super-rich and famous, so they do Christianity their […] More
Today was finally the day of the first all-female spacewalk after the original was canceled due to NASA failing to provide enough space suits to fit the astronauts. It should have been a momentous event for astronauts Christina Koch and Jessica Meir celebrated with nothing but congratulations and pride, but the women were unfortunately forced […] More
NBC News reported Thursday that Sallie Mae, the banking company that holds a large portion of the over $1.6 trillion in student debt currently hampering the economy and causing one in five U.S. adults to struggle with bills, sent over 100 executives and “sales team members” to Hawaii. Why? To celebrate putting an additional $5 […] More
A group of Trump supporters who had planned to attend an anti-impeachment rally in D.C. on Thursday accused a bus company of a deep state conspiracy after they failed to send the expected buses to shuttle them to the Capitol Building. As it turns out, the group had pulled a very Trump-like move by failing […] More
Donald Trump is currently facing impeachment inquiries over his conduct with the Ukraine—or that’s how it started, anyway. The president’s crimes are like an onion, you can just keep peeling and uncovering more layers. But the Ukraine accusations stem from a phone call Trump supposedly made to their president, Volodymyr Zelensky, demanding dirt on Joe […] More
A St. Louis meteorologist at KSDR, Tracy Hinson, shared a direct message she received from a “concerned” viewer, who wanted to very helpfully let Hinson know that her stomach could be seen when she’s on air. They must not have realized Hinson has a human body that she is completely aware of. Hinson shared the […] More
Well, here we are. Acting White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney went in front of the press and straight-up admitted to the charges that are at the center of the House impeachment inquiry—that Trump committed an act of quid-pro-quo by offering Ukraine military aid in exchange for dirt on Joe Biden. Mick Mulvaney acknowledges […] More
People were not pleased today to learn that Donald Trump will be holding the annual G7 summit at his Trump National Doral golf resort in Miami, Florida. Acting White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney has, predictably, claimed that Trump’s resort will host the summit “at cost,” claiming it will be significantly cheaper than holding […] More
A translator at the meeting between Donald Trump and Italian President Sergio Mattarella was caught on video trying to process Trump’s bizarre word salads and put them into a language that regular people could understand. Her facial expressions caught people’s attention and are being widely regarded as baffled, and thus all-too-relatable. Welcome to the Splash […] More
Anti-vaxxers mostly express themselves in simplistic terms and that’s probably because they don’t have the capacity to explain actual science. The anti-vaxx movement has a strong hole on people who spend their lives online or in evangelical churches and other religious institutions where critical thought is discouraged. Homeschooling all comes into play. Textbooks are not […] More
