25 Replies To Boston’s ‘Straight Pride’ Parade That Are Equal Parts Brutal And Hilarious

Every June in the U.S., people come together from across the country to laugh at the three straight cisgender guys who insist on holding a sad “straight pride” parade. This year, the three dudes are in Boston and have officially filed for a march permit, which the city is reluctantly granting after they threatened a discrimination suit.

In response, everyone who is anyone is jumping on the bandwagon to dunk on the idea. This includes the entire band Smash Mouth, who had a very straightforward message for straight pride.

If Smash Mouth isn’t a straight enough band for you, the bassist for Blink-182 has promised to auction off his bass guitar in celebration of the absurdity of the idea of straight pride.

Even AXE body spray is solidly NOT into the idea of being a sponsor of a straight pride parade.

Plus, Chris Evans, also known as the official Captain America (in real life as well as the movies), has promoted a more serious but very important message about the importance of LGBT+ Pride and why the idea of straight pride is not only nonsense, but offensive and harmful.

The lead organizer of the Boston Straight Pride Parade, Mark Sahady, is accused of being a white supremacist who is really just organizing another MAGA rally, as he has done before.

That is, if he can withstand the onslaught of jokes about what a straight pride parade would look like, including from Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

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It’s not a happy parade when everyone hates you. But that’s what the first LGBT+ Pride Parade was all about, so, enjoy!

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