27 Tweets That Prove God Was Drunk When He Created The Universe

If you believe in a supreme deity, which we’ll call God, you have to admit “He’s” made some weird choices. For example innocent people get deadly diseases and the platypus exists. Luckily the absurdity of life on Earth is not just the source of all pain, it’s also the source of all that is funny. As the following tweets make hilariously clear, if this God fella really does exist, and really did create the universe, he was either blind drunk or he’s a bit of a d*ck.

Let there be tweets!

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