[God creating praying mantis]— Bownuggets (@Bownuggets) January 11, 2016
Make an insect that does karate
Now make it bite her husband's head off
Angel: dude we need to talk
[inventing flies]— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) August 26, 2016
GOD: make them eat shit
ANGEL: got it
GOD: make their babies the grossest things in the world
ANGEL: ok who hurt you?
God creating kittens— AKADave 🍷(not a guy) (@Dahmerscookpot) May 17, 2016
G-make them really fluffy & adorable like little furry hugs
Angel-that's so swee..
G-& put razor blades on their feet
*god making chihuahuas* how bout a big nervous wall-eyed rat— Fro Vo (@fro_vo) April 6, 2016
[God creating a turkey]— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) June 1, 2015
God: Make it like a shitty brown peacock...
Animal technician: Anything else?
God: Hang a nut-sack on it's face lol
[god inventing horses]— dan mentos (@DanMentos) June 17, 2016
make a sexy donkey
God: i’m sorry but the answer is no.— Oops!...I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) June 21, 2019
God: I can’t do it.
Butterfly: don’t I deserve a best friend?
God: yes but a Toastfly is just too ridiculous.
Butterfly: ok fine : (
Jellyfish: he wouldn’t make me a Peanutbutterfish either.
[god creating snakes]— dr boyfriend, m.d. (@pentyfuma) November 21, 2015
how about a sock that's angry all the time
[boarding the ark]— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) June 8, 2018
Bold Eagle: Bold Eagle
Hyena, from the back: more like BALD eagle lmao
Noah: lmao *marks down bald eagle*
[God making coconuts]— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) February 3, 2019
ANGEL: Hair on the outside?
ANGEL: Milk on the inside?
ANGEL: So, this is another mammal?
GOD: [taking bong rip] lmao, no