[creating octopus]— huntigula (@huntigula) June 22, 2016
GOD: Give it 8 super strong arms & hands
ANGEL: uh, we're out of bones..
GOD: 8 weird floppy arms w/ suction cup things
[god, creating ducks]— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) January 15, 2015
Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know
[inventing the parrot]— dreamghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) February 18, 2015
HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
[god creating bees]— dr boyfriend, m.d. (@pentyfuma) April 8, 2015
Put a needle on its butt.
“Come on God, wha—“
Make its puke delicious.
[God inventing the hippo]— tater tot bros (@thetits) March 7, 2016
How bout a fat horse that's always trying to sneak up on you in a pool pic.twitter.com/OadbNojhqQ
[god making pandas]— aldous cucksley (@yungshepherdboy) May 15, 2015
GOD: cow bears
GOD: did i fucken stutter
GOD: take it a cow and make it a bear
Of course even a confused, drunken god gets it right once in a while…
[God creating dogs]— Ygrene (@Ygrene) March 31, 2016
Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point