The Twitter account “Christian Nightmares” posted a photo of a young woman in a shirt that says “Spoiler Alert… Jesus Wasn’t Vaccinated” today and the jokes are pouring in. It’s unclear who the woman is or if she’s wearing the shirt seriously or ironically, but regardless, the shirt exists and anti-vaxxers are out of control.

There are so many things wrong with this that it’s difficult to know where to get started. Jesus did die young, but also he was supposed to die, and if he had been vaccinated there would have been less of a chance of him dying as a child before he was supposed to. Then again, Jesus wasn’t really young for the time, people died in their 30s back then all the time, in part because medical science wasn’t a thing at all around the year 0.

Christian Nightmares, by the by, has been named by Buzzfeed as “the best place on the Internet to find creepy Christian sh*t,” and clearly they are not wrong.

I tried and was unable to locate this particular shirt anywhere, so it’s possible that the woman in the photo made it herself. However, there are plenty of shirts available that appear to be unironically expressing the same message, so humanity is definitely screwed.

But at least we have jokes!

Too soon, dude. Too soon.

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*First Published: July 31, 2019, 10:33 am