It’s hard to get through the day without being super pissed off at someone you don’t even know, but few people have handled it as elegantly as a guy named Nelly Zenani.
Zenani is a petty revenge specialist, and his story went viral on Facebook and then Twitter after being re-posted by @KatlehoMolai1.
“So I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the lady behind me continuously hooted at me and flipped me off because I was taking too long to order,” wrote Zenani. “Once she ordered, I asked the cashier what her order was, so I paid for her food.”
Angel emoji entered here, but the story is far from over.

“I continued to the next window and she leaned out of her window looking all crazy at me because the teller told her I paid for her food.,” he went on. “She felt very embarrassed and avoided my through-the-rear-view-mirror eye contact.”
“When I got to the last window to get my food, I showed the assistant both my receipts and took her food to! I paid for it, it’s mine! Now she has to go around again and wait even longer.”
She gonna learn today!” he concluded.
Is this story true? Well, they included a photo of a drive-through so I guess we have to believe it:

It was very popular on Twitter as folks debated whether ot not they aspire to this level of petty themselves:
Sorry, but the best revenge is living well, and that does not include scheming in a fast-food parking lot.