Watching Vice President Mike Pence suck up to Donald Trump is a common and vicariously humiliating experience. The obsequious VP regularly gushes about how wonderful Trump is and how he supports and agrees with him on every opinion he’s ever held.
He says this stuff in public. It’s embarrassing, man.
A new tweet from Vice President suck-up Mike Pence is drawing attention for being so incredibly thirsty in its support of Trump and so weirdly phrased that it’s making people suspicious…
That’s Absolutely Right Mr. President. More Fake News! The Dishonest Media never contacted our office before running with this story and if they had, we would have told them I FULLY support your decision. https://t.co/zjzro1fzSg— Vice President Mike Pence (@VP) September 9, 2019
People noticed something strange about the tweet. Was this just Mike Pence sucking up as usual…or something else?
Impressive ability to tweet just like Trump with your entire head up his ass. https://t.co/mBKPxpaAa2— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) September 9, 2019
While sucking up to Trump is par for the course for our vice presidential yes-man, the writing style and odd capitalizations stuck out as suspiciously Trumpian.
lmao now even Pence is doing arbitrary capitalizations in the middle of sentences. Trump's stupidity is literally contagious. https://t.co/v5gSDsJ0UW— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) September 9, 2019
$10 says Trump wrote this tweet https://t.co/j8onP4BnrS— Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) September 9, 2019
In conclusion, while it’s certainly possible that Trump snatched Pence’s phone in order to praise himself, Pence is such an incredible sycophant that he probably just handed it to him and went back to massaging the royal feet.
"The White House today released the results of the president's latest colonoscopy, which determined that Vice President Pence was wedged all the way up in there."https://t.co/493DDll3tX— Gary Legum (@GaryLegum) September 9, 2019