reasons your dogs haircut costs more than yours

Fed-Up Pet Groomer Posts Sign Listing Reasons “Your Dog’s Haircut Costs More Than Yours”

Over at the Choosing Beggars subreddit, which is for “posting screenshots, pictures, or stories of people who are being way too picky,” someone posted a sign they’d seen about why dog haircuts cost more than human haircuts—and there literally 10 very, very good reasons.

Dog haircuts can be super pricy, and lots of people complain about that. But lots of people probably don’t understand that dogs will poop and pee while being washed.

Which is probably worth the extra money in and of itself. Not to mention the mani, pedi, and sanitary trim.

They’ve had to explain this to Choosey Beggars so many times, they have a list. from ChoosingBeggars

Of course, the thread led to some pretty weird conversations — about everything from dog’s “anal juice” to human butt trims at Supercuts. People had jokes.

You may first be asking yourself what a sanitary trim is. Voila:

There were then lots of jokes and stories about pissing and pooing (and vomiting).

Dog groomers are doing God’s work, everyone. Just look at this:

And cat groomers aren’t exempt either:

But you know, humans can bite, too. So cut us some slack, ok?

There were also quite a few jabs at Supercuts. Not altogether unsurprising.


Oh, and please, please tip your groomers. You can see why: