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‘Sex Was Created By God For Marriage,’ Tweeted Christian Woman Currently Getting Roasted

A popular Christian Twitter user named “Kristin” (@livingforjc) thought it was a good idea to hop on her account Friday and tweet out a declaration that sex is for married couples only, not for people who are merely dating. Did she think that would go over well? Is she a glutton for punishment? Gluttony is a sin, don’t you know?

The idea that sex before marriage is wrong is an old one in the Christian religion. It’s also one that comes up fairly often, likely because it’s such a difficult moral to stick to, especially in an age where people are getting married later and later in their lives.

If you actually look at the Bible, there are a few lines that deal with the idea of sex and marriage. However, most of the ones Christians like to trot out are on vague ideas about sexual sin or immorality without these terms being defined or anything explicit about having sex before marriage.

But aside from all that, it’s just an unrealistic ideal for most and one that probably should not be pushed on others, especially not on a public forum like Twitter where you are going to get dragged to hell for doing so. Especially not worded in a way that sets you up for a thousand jokes about who really created sex and when.

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Why is it always Arby’s?