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Conservative Dudes Can’t Handle Disney Changing The Splash Mountain Ride

Some right-wingers are currently proving themselves to be incapable of handling any change that is even slightly adjacent to supporting Black lives by freaking out over Disney announcing that they’re re-imagining Splash Mountain under the theme of The Princess and the Frog. This particular film is Disney’s only movie starring a Black princess and will replace the old theme from the 1946 movie Song of the South, which none of today’s children have seen or probably even know about.

Song of the South has also been called “one of Hollywood’s most resiliently offensive racist texts” by cultural historian Jason Sperb, so the real controversy should be over why it took Disney so long to do this. The answer might lie in the fact that the company continues to pay little more than lip service to the national Black Lives Matter movement, not even mentioning it in its announcement about Splash Mountain.

“Tiana is a modern, courageous, and empowered woman, who pursues her dreams and never loses sight of what’s really important. It’s a great story with a strong lead character, set against the backdrop of New Orleans and the Louisiana bayou,” the Disney Parks Blog post reads. “In 1966, Walt himself opened New Orleans Square when it became the first new “land” added to Disneyland park, so it feels natural to link the story and the incredible music of “The Princess and the Frog” to our parks.”

Is it so hard just to say three little words?

In spite of this weak gesture, some right-wing dudes still cannot handle it.

Many of these dudes are claiming that Disney is “caving” to “a loud small group” or whatever, but the ratios on their tweets suggest that the group isn’t so small.

To make this all even more absurd, it turns out that Disney has been planning this change for many months, long before the current Black Lives Matter uprisings began.

Regardless of the motivation, children will probably be glad to see a movie they recognize reflected in the long-beloved Disney Parks ride. It’s also not even close to the first time that Disney has reimagined one of their rides.

“And with this longstanding history of updating attractions and adding new magic, the retheming of Splash Mountain is of particular importance today,” the company explains. “The new concept is inclusive – one that all of our guests can connect with and be inspired by, and it speaks to the diversity of the millions of people who visit our parks each year.”

Everyone else, meanwhile, is excited about the announcement.

Disneyland might actually become a tolerable place to be for a while. Too bad there’s a pandemic and nobody should be going there anyway.