It’s been a mighty fine 24 hours for us lowly plebs. Not only were the masses afforded the opportunity to raucously boo Donald Trump at a baseball game but now we’re being treated to a peek at the hilariously sad Halloween meal that was just served aboard Air Force One.
I mean look at that thing!
The food on Air Force One today, via the press pool pic.twitter.com/HrGJ2vdWk2
— Michelle Kosinski (@MichLKosinski) October 28, 2019
CNN Senior Diplomatic Correspondent Michelle Kosinsky shared a picture of the unhappy meal on Twitter, where it was roundly mocked.
Yeah,,let me get..a whole ass pepper. Orange. Make it haunted. Put like a hat of cream cheese on it or whatever you have back there. And, oh, any of yesterday's shitty heat lamp salad left? I'll take that...Dry as hell. hmm. And fuck it, a scone.https://t.co/nLGaPydNuE— l u k e o n e i l (@lukeoneil47) October 28, 2019
Leaving aside the fact that Donald Trump has never eaten a vegetable in his life that is one mighty sad-looking presidential dinner.
I love how gross this all is. The cursed n' shiny scone, the wrinkly little tomatoes, the whole damn pepper. Trump Food remains a very fruitful genre. https://t.co/1UPNS4DvYX— David Roth (@david_j_roth) October 28, 2019
The pepper is cute/creepy enough I suppose but it’s stuffed with…what? Hash? An egg? That looks like the flap of an egg white prolapsing out of the back there.
And what’s going on with that lonely, desiccated piece of chicken off to the side? Wait is that dry chicken or a random, glazed baked good? (Some are claiming it’s a scone.) And those cherry tomatoes are all pruney! USA! USA!
this looks like something the mayor of gotham would see right before getting poisoned by the joker https://t.co/vt0LggskXF— Sal Gentile (@salgentile) October 28, 2019
In my opinion of the saddest part is the bad of wilted spring mix on the bottom, clearly never meant to be eaten. Most inexplicable part: does that stuffed pepper-lantern have mashed potato hair?? (gross grey thing on the left is definitely a chicken thigh covered in gravy) https://t.co/cOGQd1BFDK— Vince Man-screamy (@VinceMancini) October 28, 2019
Is that just a blob of head cheese in the corner or what is that https://t.co/bMkyZZr0Xm— Craig Bro Dude (@CraigSJ) October 28, 2019
This is how you trick a 5 year old into eat his vegetables. https://t.co/WeGTG3gVzx— Josh Spence (@joshuaespence) October 28, 2019
This meal is cursed. https://t.co/JmsJ0OylHD— GWanda (@WandaPsyched) October 28, 2019